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:iconsimanion:
Treat this as both a literature and design deviation :D

My two friends and myself write the horoscopes for our uni magazine, and I did the layout (within the header and footer).

Sometimes it's satirising astrology (which, while it's fine for you to believe it, is not a science), other times it's simply being as random, ridiculous, passively unfortunate and un-horoscopic as possible :lol:

This is actually a bit old, and we've just finished writing the ones for the next issue :D

There's at least one typo, and I realised (after it was published of course) that I left the last line off for Sagittarius, lol. How mysterious..

I hope you like your future! (or past, as it may be in this case...shhh)
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:iconhellsugaroo:
haha, these are genious! it makes more sense than any other horoscopes i ve read before! XD
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*Simanion Apr 4, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Haha, cheers. So true. I would believe them if they were really like this.
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:iconfruitsandfilm:
yay crystal meth addictions and 12!
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*Simanion Apr 11, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
It's your time to shine baby!
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~azurecorsair Mar 22, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
oh no..rats
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*Simanion Mar 26, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
I hear they taste good with BBQ sauce.
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~azurecorsair Mar 27, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
LOL!
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:iconlexiell:
XD At least my lucky number is 12...
hahaa.. these were very fun to read :D
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*Simanion Mar 26, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
lol, damn Mongolians... glad you enjoyed them :D
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:iconspritaek:
This is actually funny... even if I think Horoscopes are a bunch of turkey.
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