Ultimate Frisbee Meditation

New ID. I ran for our student council, WUSA (Wollongong Undergraduate Student Association), at uni. Campaigning and voting just finished today But this was my candidate photo. We were in the office thinking of where to take the photo and I just sat down and this happened. That's a giant frisbee on my head. It's not an animal hat, but im still counting it as a vague part of my "silly animal hat" plan.

While there are serious-esque reasons I want to go on council, I basically took the piss out of everything. This was my candidate statement:

Famed region-wide for being raised in a forest by the last surviving non-domesticated chickens, Simon is running for the position of General Representative in the hope that he can provide a voice for the average student (average grades, average looks, average abilities in general). With the enthusiasm and grace of a winged metallic dolphin, Simon will provide valuable assistance at events hosted by WUSA and make sure that you get your sausage at the free BBQ, or perhaps an actual free BBQ itself - who knows, it's all a journey. If there was a personification of the exact binary opposite of intimidating, Simon would be it, and in fact is it. His approachability has won him many awards in the past and present. These are just some of the tens of reasons that Simon would make an explosive General Representative.

lawl. If that doesnt bring in the votes I dont know what will!